Thursday, December 18, 2008


Dear J-Pants,

Thank you for getting the real tree instead of the gross fake one,
because you knew how much it meant to me.

I love love love you,

Your Wife


deanna said...

Are you pelvic thrusting the tree?

Ash-face and J-pants said...

Yes I am. The lady at the tree lot said you had to do that once a day to keep it healthy. I've been thrusting for all I'm worth...and it seems to be working so far.