But I Can't Concentrate Until I've Made You Mine

J-Pants and I had an honors class together our sophomore year of college.  It was one of those classes that you have to go to culturally uplifting events and then talk about the performances afterward. I didn't know anyone but he and I eventually ended up talking and he made me laugh so hard I almost wet my pants. Even though I had my own car, at the next event I had my roommate drop me off so that I would be forced to ask J-Pants for a ride home. We didn't end up dating for another 7 months after that, but it was the best move I ever made.

I love you Jord. Happy Valentines!